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@FlashyPenguin: [on death row]
"what would you like for your last meal?"
"A McRib"
"McRib doesnt come back for 6 more mont...oooh well played!"

[on death row]
“what would you like for your last meal?”
“A McRib”
“McRib doesnt come back for 6 more mont…oooh well played!”

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