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@david8hughes: *on deathbed*
"Son u were *cough* ado-"
"Dad? I was adopted?!"
"A dot of misery on my otherwise happy life. I don't know why we adopted u."

*on deathbed*
“Son u were *cough* ado-”
“Dad? I was adopted?!”
“A dot of misery on my otherwise happy life. I don’t know why we adopted u.”

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