@TheTobbie: On Facebook, someone posted that they have 90 days of pregnancy left. The 1st commenter said 'when are you due?' This is why we are here...
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@BuckyIsotope: Kanye West builds a time machine so he can interrupt himself interrupting Taylor Swift.
@TheCatWhisprer: I love October because it signals the change from eating tacos outside season to eating tacos inside season.
@AnkCoupleTO: PRO TIP: Using a Starbucks cup to ask for change makes me think I'm worse off than you
@MelvinofYork: There is a woman on this plane going on vacation with a cat in a carrier. Because cats love surprises, travel, and unfamiliar surroundings.