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@squirrel74wkgn: [on first date]

I'll have an iced tea, please.

Waiter: Sure. Ummm...anything for the balloon with a woman's face drawn on it?

[on first date]

I’ll have an iced tea, please.

Waiter: Sure. Ummm…anything for the balloon with a woman’s face drawn on it?

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