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@squirrel74wkgn: [on first date]

Let me get that for you.

*holds door open*

"May I help you, sir?"

Yes, my lady would like your finest soft taco supreme…

[on first date]

Let me get that for you.

*holds door open*

“May I help you, sir?”

Yes, my lady would like your finest soft taco supreme…

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