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@BuckyIsotope: [on first date]
Yes I'll have the-
*whispers to waiter*
I don't speak French
*points at menu*
"The French toast, sir?"
Yeah. 6 of those.

[on first date]
Yes I’ll have the-
*whispers to waiter*
I don’t speak French
*points at menu*
“The French toast, sir?”
Yeah. 6 of those.

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