@MortifiedMama: On Mondays I like to reply to all my bosses emails with 'unsubscribe'
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@Kyle_Lippert: 911 I JUST SAW TWO TRANSFORMERS FIGHTING "Mr Bay, please stop doing this every time you see a car crash"
@smashbrown_: Gas prices have me feeling like I'm robbing the gas station. "Just leave, before they change their mind."