@MortifiedMama: On Mondays I like to reply to all my bosses emails with 'unsubscribe'
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@simoncholland: If you leave me a voice mail that asks me to call you back at my convenience you have no one to blame but yourself.
@ninjadinosaur1: I think I want to be a ballerina. Or a fire dancer. Or I want to set a ballerina on fire. I don't know. I'm still working it out.
@SamGirlSunday: If Kim Kardashian & Snooki were drowning & I could only save one, I'd have a hard time deciding whether to make a sandwich or take a nap.