@Elizasoul80: "On my way" I said, pretending to drive my bed.
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@sploosk: ME: I need to pee really bad TEACHER: can you hold it? ME: probably not. my hands aren't very good at retaining liquid
@DaHess1: I want to see a pregnancy test commercial where 2 single people high five the shit out of each other because it's negative.