@Elizasoul80: "On my way" I said, pretending to drive my bed.
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@WildeThingy: Teacher "Hi, why are you here?" Me "Um, isn't this the beginners' philosophy class?" Teacher "Yes and you're off to a really bad start."
@Underchilde: The scariest thing about the Cold War was the threat of getting stuck inside a bunker with your spouse.
@dixie_dupree: Hell is full of ugly babies, tinkerbell tshirts and fat women debating the tastiness of frozen meals.....oh wait. This is just walmart