@LizHackett: On one hand, I'm intrigued by witchcraft. On the other hand, it seems like it involves a lot of chopping and cooking.
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@INDlAN_: Adulthood is like looking both sides before crossing the street and them getting hit by an airplane.
@juliussharpe: That last phone call with my wife was so boring, I feel like I owe the NSA an apology.
@_Water_Baby: Some choices are easier than others: An emergency doctor's appt vs a much needed hair appt. At least if I die my hair will be cute.