@LizHackett: On one hand, I'm intrigued by witchcraft. On the other hand, it seems like it involves a lot of chopping and cooking.
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@kavoinooi: I hate when my cat brings in a dead bird and I have to pretend I enjoy eating it so I don't hurt his feelings
@LindaInDisguise: 13YO: Why's he happy? He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.
@johnalogue: Thanks to whoever invented the mute button, because I can poop while on a conference call.