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@KeetPotato: [on phone to gf]
her: "you never understand me anymore so.."
me: "so what?"
her: "we're breaking up"
me: "i can hear you fine"

[on phone to gf]
her: “you never understand me anymore so..”
me: “so what?”
her: “we’re breaking up”
me: “i can hear you fine”

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