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@chewlongkok_: [On phone to police]
Has there been a report of a pervert in the park?

P: No, there hasn't.

Me: oh good.
[Goes back to hiding in bushes]

[On phone to police]
Has there been a report of a pervert in the park?

P: No, there hasn’t.

Me: oh good. 
[Goes back to hiding in bushes]

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