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@mjkspeaks: [on phone with attorney]
HIM: you're being charged for murder.
ME: damn that sounds expensive i guess you can just put it on my Amex

[on phone with attorney]
HIM: you’re being charged for murder.
ME: damn that sounds expensive i guess you can just put it on my Amex

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