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@internetluke: [on phone with mom]
SHE SAID YES!!!!
"congrats, son"
I asked her if she thought I was weird
"Wait what?"
She thinks I'm weird. We broke up

[on phone with mom]
SHE SAID YES!!!!
“congrats, son”
I asked her if she thought I was weird
“Wait what?”
She thinks I’m weird. We broke up

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