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@daemonic3: [on phone]
"Press 1 if you're a huge nerd"
"Press 2 if you're a virgin"
"Press 3 if y-"

STOP TALKING, DAD! I'm trying to call Xbox support

[on phone]
“Press 1 if you’re a huge nerd”
“Press 2 if you’re a virgin”
“Press 3 if y-”

STOP TALKING, DAD! I’m trying to call Xbox support