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@tastefactory: [on plane]
Me: It's ok, more ppl are killed by hippos than by plane crashes
Pilot: This is your captain speaking, I'm a hippo btw
Me: Nooooo

[on plane]
Me: It’s ok, more ppl are killed by hippos than by plane crashes
Pilot: This is your captain speaking, I’m a hippo btw
Me: Nooooo

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