@MavenofHonor: On some level I've always known that caterpillars drink dewdrops. But I never sat down to think about it while crossing the street before.
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@Schmoodles: I finally decided to unfollow someone who hasn't tweeted in a year. They'll probably come back tomorrow & make me look like a real c**t.
@rzarosco: If I ever murder anyone I'm going to hide the body on my second or third page of favstar where no one will ever find it
@DaddyJew: Legend has it that if you don't look a coworker in the eye they won't stop to tell you about their weekend.