@brideylee: On the list of things I fear the most, "death" comes in as a close second to "audience participation"
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@robdelaney: Peter Jackson just found a postcard JRR Tolkien wrote his nephew in 1938. He's turning it into 22 nine-hour films.
@DanMentos: *chad kroeger walks through metal detector at airport* TSA agent: I've never seen this low of a reading
@PJTLynch: Vacation Bible School is a phrase that gets less exciting for kids as each word is introduced
@ComedicBust: *First Date* Her: Hobbies? *thinks about the 50,000 piece Lego Death Star I'm building* Me: Architecture and Astronomy. Her: Impressive.