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@Ideal_Victoria: On the list of things I've learned today:

1. You're not allowed to walk a police dog
2. Pepper spray recovery time is 37 minutes

On the list of things I’ve learned today:

1. You’re not allowed to walk a police dog
2. Pepper spray recovery time is 37 minutes

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