@awildhope: On the phone to the chinese food place & my cat's all chatty... I cover the receiver and hiss "Shhh, you want them to hear you?"
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@6stringSpecial: My dog just looked me in the eyes and said "Nobody is gonna believe you". Then went back to sleep.
@patrickoriley: It's weird to think there was a time when the most data a tablet could hold was five commandments.
@UncleDuke1969: Me: Leonard Nimoy died today. Co-worker: From Star Wars? *goes home* Wife: How was your day? Me: Leonard Nimoy and a co-worker died today.
@eminmien: "Faster!" I yell, dropping into the bank from the open skylight. "I'm trying!" Shouts my grandma from above, furiously knitting more cable.