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@Thynebear: [on the phone with wife]
Honey, who do you like better, Hulk Hogan or Jafar from Aladdin?
"Tell me why."
[winks at tattoo artist] No reason.

[on the phone with wife]
Honey, who do you like better, Hulk Hogan or Jafar from Aladdin?
“Tell me why.”
[winks at tattoo artist] No reason.

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