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@NewDadNotes: [on the phone]

DIRECTV Rep: DIRECTV.

Me: hi. yes. how do I get free HBO?

DIRECTV Rep: sorry Mr. Smith it's for new customers only.

[2 minutes later]

DIRECTV Rep: DIRECTV.

Me: [wearing fake mustache] hi. yes-

[on the phone]

DIRECTV Rep: DIRECTV.

Me: hi. yes. how do I get free HBO?

DIRECTV Rep: sorry Mr. Smith it’s for new customers only.

[2 minutes later]

DIRECTV Rep: DIRECTV.

Me: [wearing fake mustache] hi. yes-

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