@fuqtarded: On the street or subway you can only imagine what that idiot is thinking. On Twitter, you get to see what that idiot is thinking.
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@Jake_Vig: If he marries someone else, raises a family, and leads a very fulfilling life, maybe he's just not that into you.
@tomcashgent: Noah had a younger brother called Rick who just built a speedboat and saved 9 cheetahs
@warbird622: Attn Single people: If marriage was so great, there would be 6 people on Twitter right now.....
@sdurbin23: Fun fact: Taking a box of condoms to the pharmacist's window and asking for the fitting room will get you thrown out of Target.