@Jake_Vig: If he marries someone else, raises a family, and leads a very fulfilling life, maybe he's just not that into you.

@tomcashgent: Noah had a younger brother called Rick who just built a speedboat and saved 9 cheetahs

@warbird622: Attn Single people: If marriage was so great, there would be 6 people on Twitter right now.....

@sdurbin23: Fun fact: Taking a box of condoms to the pharmacist's window and asking for the fitting room will get you thrown out of Target.

@wickedimproper: I'm not a doctor, but I play one on eHarmony.