@hazelmotes1: On the Titanic 0 people died from alcohol poisoning and 1,500 people died from drinking too much water. You decide which is more dangerous.
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@donni: Work like you don't need the money: Just stop and go home. Who cares? You don't need that money
@GreenSmoke_: If there was any award for laziness, I probably would send someone to pick it up for me.
@SCbchbum: If you want to know how many hours your mom was in labor with you, tell her you won't be able to come over & visit.