@bobsaget: On the toilet for 20 minutes. Wish you were here.
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@flashember: [writing last will and testament] and to Oliver i leave my "Why I Taught Bears To Use Swords" memoir BEAR: [from outside] FIGHT ME U COWARD
@craiguito: My ex used to say there was one person for everyone. I didn't realise he planned to be that person
@shutupmikeginn: Don’t sweat it McGregor, after failing attempting the wrong sport you’re 8950% more likely to be asked to save the world by a cartoon bunny.