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@TheTimmyToes: [on the way to the hospital]
GF: "let me get this straight. You thoug-"
Me: I thought that the mouse trap would detect that I am not a mouse

[on the way to the hospital]
GF: “let me get this straight. You thoug-”
Me: I thought that the mouse trap would detect that I am not a mouse

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