@GrantTanaka: On your deathbed tell everyone "pray for me" then make sure to leave a note to be opened after you die that says "pray harder next time"
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@StevenAndrais: Women Studies? im pretty good at studying women *leans against bookshelf knocking it over. Creates a domino effect that destroys t/ library*
@pissrifle: this is ur brain *an egg* this is drugs *a frying pan* this is ur brain on drugs *egg & frying pan wearing sunglasses*
@InternetHippo: *clicks on video called How to Cut a Pineaple* This is what I need Video (32:56): The pineapple first appeared in South America over 500 ye
@weinerdog4life: If you beat a man with a mustache in a fist fight, you get to keep his mustache.