@WheelTod: On your first day at the beach, go up to the toughest-looking guy there, and let the air out of his water-wings.
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@TitansHomer: I'm the guy at the gym laying face down on the treadmill telling everyone "I'm ok, I'm ok"
@Parker_Simpson: I must be getting old...my urine flow sounds like a drippy leak in an old abandoned factory
@Laser_Cat: If Skyrim has taught me anything, it's that you should always check people's urns for gold. Don't be afraid. Pull grandma off the mantle.