@ShesARealGenius: On your first day in prison, make sure you go up to the warden and compliment the décor.
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@samuelhlowe: Chasing a Pringles can down a slope is the closest I've ever been to hunting my own food.
@Dawn_M_: I won't undo a retweet in case someone finds it offensive. I just knit them onto pillows and give them as Christmas gifts.