@ShesARealGenius: On your first day in prison, make sure you go up to the warden and compliment the décor.
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@fluffysuse: Thank you. I am completely satisfied by your explanation and have no further questions. - No child ever.
@squirrel74wkgn: Can you at least smile if you're gonna be in the background of my selfie, Doc? (takes off rubber glove) "You can pull up your pants now."
@Nikkeya08: Police officer: When's your birthday? Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year? Me: Ugh duh every year