@ShesARealGenius: On your first day in prison, make sure you go up to the warden and compliment the décor.
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@Kilgore_Studge: I always write "boing" in the memo section of my checks, so all parties involved know how this is gonna go.
@CelebrityChez: How to make pasta: -Boil water. -Put what you think couldn't possibly be too much pasta in the pot. -Wrong. -Start an Italian restaurant.
@octoberjuneblog: The only way I'd see Taken 3 is if Liam Neeson gets kidnapped and his daughter has to rescue him