@JasonLastname: Once a marine, always a marine. Even if you're now working at Subway. You're a submarine.
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@ibid78: You kids have no idea how lucky you are. Back in my day we had to shave our jokes into the sides of cats and throw those cats at passers by.
@archerenemy: Twitter...because if it can't be described in 140 characters or less, did it really ever happen?
@RexHuppke: For parents of small children, weekends are about as relaxing as showering with cats.