@JasonLastname: Once a marine, always a marine. Even if you're now working at Subway. You're a submarine.
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@DzNutz83: Your honor, if you watch the tape in reverse you can clearly see the officer planting the evidence in my vehicle.
@AdderallMomma: I've been contemplating legally changing my name to 'An End', so that all good things must come to me.
@BillMc7: *goes on Facebook AGAIN* *reads 100,000th idiotic post* *thinks other people are stupid*