@ceejoyner: Once a teacher said nobody was buying my cool guy act but he dropped his clipboard and there was a drawing of me in sunglasses on it.
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@murrman5: [park bench with girlfriend] so you're dumping me because you don't think I'm smart? "yes brent" *starts raining* great and now sky water
@5oulhealer: A study says sugar is as addictive as smoking, alcohol and cocaine. Now I have to worry about testing positive for skittles!