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@donni: Once got sent to bird prison by confused air marshals
@BabetteJones: First rule of flight club...no penguins.
@GirlPetunia: Hubby wanted to start the new year out with a bang - So I shot him..
@mstluvstrinkets: "Ok, so you love kids and a clean house? Really, you don't drink but you like to drive?"
Me, interviewing the perfect sister wife
@FilthyRichmond: I wanna get in touch with those teachers who told me that I have potential, and be like, "Ha! I didn't amount to anything! In your face!"
@goldengateblond: You call what I just did walking into a wall. I call it looking for walls I can pass through and marking that one off the list.