@1Happytwit: Once in your life, you'll come across a special person that makes you think the prison food will be worth it.
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@SoVeryBritish: How to fix something: -Say "let's have a look" -Describe the brokenness -Break it a bit more -Say "nah it's broken" -Place hands on hips
@LibelousLurker: Note from 5yo: "I need help with my meth." I think she means math. Either way, asking for help is the first step, so good for her.
@Jennuflect: [At a 5 star restaurant] *gestures at entire menu* Are any of these words fancy speak for chicken fingers and fries?