@1Happytwit: Once in your life, you'll come across a special person that makes you think the prison food will be worth it.
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@Roweboat13G: For a good party trick, drill a hole in the top of your medicine cabinet and fill it with marbles before you invite people over.
@TwoSapphiresBlu: Sometimes I look at myself in the mirror and wonder, "Do my children just spit directly at their face when brushing their teeth?"
@jazmasta: They say a dog can retrieve a tennis ball from over a mile away. Seems a bit far fetched to me.
@Jam453Lane: My FitBit app says I sleep walked 20 steps last night, glad I was asleep during all that damn exercise.