@1Happytwit: Once in your life, you'll come across a special person that makes you think the prison food will be worth it.
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@QwertyJones3: If you're in your car, go ahead and pick your nose, because the car makes you invisible.
@thenoahkinsey: Watching Finding Dory & her parents call her "cupcake." How do they know what that is? This movie doesn't seem very realistic, you guys.
@StephenAtHome: If you're doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide from the giant surveillance apparatus the government's been hiding.
@Kyle_Lippert: MTV giving awards for music is the same as Fox News giving an award for unbiased journalism.