@1Happytwit: Once in your life, you'll come across a special person that makes you think the prison food will be worth it.
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@doktorj: Enhanced interrogation idea: If waterboarding isn't working, try having my mother brush their hair.
@michaelianblack: The only thing that would prevent my wife from going to Pilates class would be if they invented a more expensive form of exercise.
@AntozWolf: People say I have the legs of a dancer. But until they find the rest of the body, the cops have nothing on me, man!