@1Happytwit: Once in your life, you'll come across a special person that makes you think the prison food will be worth it.
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@AntiSemanticShw: In my life Ive spent 90% of my money on drugs, drinking and women. The other 10% I wasted.
@causticbob: A survey shows that 20% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house and 80% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife..
@Jessdaisy: Current relationship status: Leaving pizza and beer in the bushes, to lure in stalkers.