@1Happytwit: Once in your life, you'll come across a special person that makes you think the prison food will be worth it.
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@DothTheDoth: Hungover? Hydrate. Anxious? Hydrate. Want to advance Satan’s agenda here on Earth? Hydrate.
@ShortSleeveSuit: [working at prison coffee shop] I walk up to the biggest guy in there & punch his loyalty card bc repeat customers are crucial to business