@MrsFancyPants77: Once, just once, I'd like to be able to use the word skedaddling in an everyday conversation.
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@enigmaterics: Eat food with the fridge open in front of the other food to establish dominance as well as prepare for the next feeding.
@TheLOLYBible: "But Lot's wife looked back as she was following behind him, and she turned into a pillar of salt, and Lot was like 'wtf' " Genesis 19:26
@VaguelyFunnyDan: (confronts Beck in line at Jamba Juice, holds up hurried sketch of Beyonce, aggressively does "Single Ladies" dance)