@MrsFancyPants77: Once, just once, I'd like to be able to use the word skedaddling in an everyday conversation.
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@marinhubka: I milked the cow "We don't have a cow" the neighbors' cow then "Their cat?" Pretty sure it was a cow he was saying moo "Meow" Ah shoot
@TheBoydP: If by “chivalry is dead” you mean “I put my coat in a puddle for my wife so she's making me do laundry for a week” then yes chivalry is dead
@Book_Krazy: [Doctors appointment] Me: It hurts when I go like this. *gets up and leaves and goes to work*
@KentWGraham: You act like no one at work has ever asked you to apply ointment to a bunion before.