@thetobbie: Once, on Twitter, I followed a woman & she followed me back & we laughed & talked about life & how she was a man from Brooklyn...
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@shkeeber: "No, you hang up" No, you hang up. "No, you hang up" No, you hang up. "No you hang up" *slams phone* Why do I keep calling that parrot?!
@3sunzzz: If I owned a bar, the only food I'd serve would be warm buns and it would have a dance floor. I would name it Abundance. I am so sorry.
@AlexvanBeek: The time for being a smartass isn't when someone is in a murderous rage. There's a discreet unmarked grave out there that'll attest to that.
@gianni_bcn: If you think you are having a bad day just remenber the guy on the Titanic who falls off the ship and hits the propellor on the way down.