@OneFunnyMummy: Once upon a time I could complete a sentence and then I had kids. The end.
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@SqueakyFreckles: This crunchy cat food tastes a lot like I just poured from the wrong packet into my cereal bowl.
@WGladstone: When God closes a door, he opens a window. So God's pretty clearly getting high in his dorm room.