@MrJeberling: Once while eating bacon I said I was "getting piggy with it" and now I have no friends.
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@Darlainky: I FREAKING SWEAR!! IF I HAVE TO TELL YOU ONE MORE TIME WHAT AN EASY-GOING, PATIENT, AND CHILL PERSON I AM, I'M GONNA LOSE IT!!!!
@FrancysNjoroge: Please do not throw cigarette butts into the urinals, as it makes them soggy and very hard to light -Bathroom graffiti
@Smooheed: Bad hair day 429: I no longer look as though I've been electrocuted, but the birds, so, so many birds
@ashleycrem: I had children for two reasons; I wanted to start a loving family, and I needed a quick excuse to leave things.