@badbanana: Once you commit to the idea of a closed casket funeral it really takes a lot of pressure off how you live your life.
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@DanielEdison_: I wish I could stop naming Bruce Willis films. I guess old habits... Pulp Fiction.
@hangin_out: Blood is thicker than water. Maple syrup is thicker than blood. So pancakes are more important than family. There, I said it.
@TheAlexNevil: We've all got that one family member who's an embarrassment and this restraining order suggests my family's settled on me.