@5hael: Once you go black, you can always go back to having coffee with milk, there's really no set in stone rules here.
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@T_Bonezzz_: My sister let me borrow her newborn baby so I could meet girls at the mall. Worked great! Also, If you've found my nephew Jake, lemme know
@wesjohnson8: "What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?" Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
@Sarcasticsapien: It's like the TSA doesn't even care relationships end cause we can't run through the airport and stop someone from getting on a plane.
@mortimermaiden: Forrest Gump is so unrealistic. There's no way anyone would take chocolate from a man who's been talking to himself on a bus station bench for 3 hours.