@Emperor_Laykes: One advantage of being a woman is no one can surprise you with a kid years later and tell you you're the mom.
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@fro_vo: Nature Fact: baby bears are born with fur because a mother bear can't bear to bear a bare bear
@KarenReneK: Me: Jesus, are these... are these claw marks in the sand? Jesus: I put you on the back of an emu lololololol
@stephenjmolloy: Wife: I find him very patronising. Me: That means she thinks I talk down to her. Marriage counsellor: I don't normally take sides but you should leave him.