@Sickayduh: One advantage The Monkees had over The Beatles was the opposable thumb
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@jimmytorosian: Me: I just souped up my car Person: What kind of engine did you put in it? *cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.
@OneFunnyMummy: Chips are not only delicious, but if you crunch them loud enough you can't hear your children anymore.
@ShortSleeveSuit: [in class] Hermione: For once I want the teacher to get my name right! Gar4y With a Silent 4: Totally know what ya mean
@alispagnola: I asked my friend what keeps her up at night. She answered, "helium." Also, my friend is a balloon.