@Kappa_Kappa: One day I hope the bravery of the people who initiate clapping is recognized.
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@mattyglesias: Say what you will about Fidel Castro, at least he didn't use a private email server.
@TheToddWilliams: WIFE: I have a couple important announcements…First: I'm pregnant ME: Hi Pregnant, I'm dad WIFE: Second: No you're not