@Kappa_Kappa: One day I hope the bravery of the people who initiate clapping is recognized.
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@Proxic0n: [Date] Me: So what goes in the bowl first, milk or cereal? Her: Trick question, I eat pizza for breakfast. *We just start making out*
@AndrewNadeau0: FRIEND: Hey can I see your tattoo of a bat? ME: My what? FRIEND: Your tattoo. ME: ? FRIEND: *Sigh* Your battoo. ME: Of course!
@moose_chocolate: A coworker told me she was "catching up on her correspondence" so apparently it's 1932 here at my workplace.