@topshelftyson: One day I hope to be doing so well that people accuse me of being a clone
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@DaddyJew: I talk a lot of shit for someone who still says "righty tighty lefty loosy" before turning anything
@CandyCrisis: Captain Hook hated Paper Scissors Rock since he could only play Question Mark, which had no value in the game.
@kirbys4losers: I'd rather be with a man who blows his load too soon rather than starts singing too soon in a song. How embarrassing for both of us.