@OhMrWonka: One day I'm probably going to be too lazy to breathe and just die.
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@TEXASVETERAN: What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved. Sea what I did there? I'm shore you did. Laugh, you son of a beach!
@chopper4jk: I hope when I get old, my motorized wheelchair is fast enough the catch the ice cream truck.
@Coolisiana: INTERVIEWER: What do you see as your biggest weakness? ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself