@OhMrWonka: One day I'm probably going to be too lazy to breathe and just die.
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@farleftcoast: The recent fake excitement of soccer in the U.S. confirms my belief that Americans will pretend to like anything they can scream USA about.
@Cheeseboy22: The best way to infuriate a mom is to open a second box of something when there's still a box of the same thing already open.
@thepunningman: Police: Cover me Rookie: ok [pulls out guitar] Every little thing she does is magic