@shariv67: One day ISIS is going to screw up and accidentally hit 'add your location' to a tweet.
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@UniqueDude2: me: hello darkness my old friend darkness: you are going to hate me but I forgot your name
@cambuslad: Wife just shouted to me to get my big chopper out .After the panic subsided, I realised she meant we were out of firewood for the stove.
@Jennifergr8: Someone just asked my son what other type of fish do you like then? nnHe replied....chicken.nnnThank god he is good looking.