@shariv67: One day ISIS is going to screw up and accidentally hit 'add your location' to a tweet.
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@hasht4g: I wonder how long it will be before "You look like a million bucks" is an insult. #inflation
@LMHPhotog: Teach a fish to catch a MAN, and you've got a blockbuster horror movie idea under your belt.
@jonnysun: the next time u see a fork in the road, just try to remeber that at least, no mater wat u did, u werent the person who tried to eat the road