@shesananteater: One day my GPS is gonna say, "You should know this one by now" and shut off.
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@daemonic3: [helping kid w/math] What is 0.1 as a fraction? "One tenth?" Good, now what does 10% mean? "Battery low, plug in your phone?" Perfect
@BGH70: The company CEO gives a few words of personal appreciation each year at the holiday party. I got, "Oh, you're still here?"
@refinedrednec: Back up so I can take your picture. Further More. Keep going. A little bit more distance. Drop off the Earth. Perfect.