@Sirrruh: One day my kids will find a "We're Closed" sign for a grocery store & ask what it is & I'll sound like the old guy explaining shit in Zelda.
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@jesse_street: *gets laser eye surgery* "Thanks doc, so how do I activate them?" I told you, that's not what— *i squint at him real hard but he's right*
@LivibelsDada: You know you're too drunk to drive when you swerve to miss a tree then realise it was your air freshener.
@murrman5: yes lassie? "bark" Timmy's in the well and you pissed in my slippers and you told me about Timmy first so I wouldn't get mad "bark" smart
@papasuncle: When your bucket of KFC starts talking about the afterlife, that is some deep fried chicken.