@alive_and_dying: One day, when you least expect it, every single one of your problems will finally be gone. Oddly enough, so will you.
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@LeeMifsud: "I saw a flock of cows today" "Flock of cows?" "Yes a flock of cows" "Herd of cows?" "Of course I've heard of cows, I saw a flock of them!"
@LizHackett: "Excuse the mess; we had guests," I graciously explain, leaving out the "five months ago" part.
@sarcasticmommy4: My kids say I need to stop trying to embarrass them but joke's on them because I'm not even trying.