@trevso_electric: One fist-bump from a cool black dude is worth 5 years of my parents loving me.
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@figgled: Small children who dress as Batman must be forced to fight crime. To teach them a lesson, about lying
@SteveSuckington: "There's approximately a 50% chance there will be weather today." -meteorologists
@randygdub: trump is putting everyone who works at goldman sachs in the government so that there's no one left to run GS and they go out of business