@simoncholland: One good thing about having kids is that they are sick every time I get invited to something I don't want to do.
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@CrackedIllusion: Haven't refilled my prescriptions in a while. Which has been instrumental creating the mass grave beneath this wood shed.
@FeelingEuphoric: Dating tip: Before you think he's attractive—stop, breathe, and take a moment to think... is he attractive, or is he just a bowl of lasagna?
@iamspacegirl: me: ah, now I will drift gently off to dreamland. refrigerator: I SHALL MAKE US SOME ICE CUBES
@better_off_dad: Joggers are going to be really pissed if it turns out we only get a certain amount of steps in life.