@Gooooats: "One good thing about me is that I'm a great listener," I said while some kind of noise came out of her face.
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@TheMichaelRock: Some guy robbed a local gas station and stole $700 worth of cigarettes. I wonder what he'll do with both packs.
@TheMichaelRock: Why did you have to take a half naked picture in front of a full length mirror to show off your new haircut?
@Alex_N_Chains: I think it's obvious that Goo Goo Dolls and Lady Gaga should do a side project together and call it Goo Goo Gaga.
@bobvulfov: DATE: oh u have an eyelash on ur cheek [picks it up] make a wish ME (under my breath): i wish u wouldn't touch my property