@Gooooats: "One good thing about me is that I'm a great listener," I said while some kind of noise came out of her face.
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@ibid78: *angrily whispering over crib* "Sheila you know I was raised by wolves. I have to pay it forward." "But why do they need their own cribs?"
@MJMcKean: I don't know who the pun editor of the NY Post is, but the headline PEACHES' DEATH IS STILL FUZZY deserves a citation and/or beating.
@AimeeHelene1: Ma'am...we're going to have to ask you to get off of the table. Ma'am... (me, trying to cuddle with my bacon cheese fries)
@Michael_Erhart: Every time you push the potato button on your microwave, a potato appears in someone else's microwave.