@Gooooats: "One good thing about me is that I'm a great listener," I said while some kind of noise came out of her face.
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@bourgeoisalien: My favorite German children's story is that one where some unspeakably terrifying thing happens to teach a minor lesson.
@weinerdog4life: If you say "NO YOURE UNDER ARREST" the cop legally has to get in the back of your car.
@notalogin: How would you describe your past work? [Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar] -Change management.
@JasonLastname: Historians say teenagers in medieval times would send an average of 180 tiny scrolls by raven per day