@Gooooats: "One good thing about me is that I'm a great listener," I said while some kind of noise came out of her face.
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@SteveSuckington: National product once got caught picking his nose and eating it thus forever being known as gross national product.
@SoWeirditsCool: Stalker status update: Good news-I'm not in your house. The bad news-I am UNDER your house and the tunnel is complete.